Watch Australian Open Tennis Matches Live Stream

“Why not come over to my place to watch Australian Open tennis matches live stream by logging on to WatchTennisOnline.net?”
“Australian Open tennis matches? As in plural, more than one? How many matches are there?”
“Let’s see, there are 128 entries in the men’s and women’s field; 64 pairs each in the men’s and women’s doubles; 32 pairs in the mixed doubles. You do the math. But even without math I think it is safe to say that there is going to be more than one match. And we haven’t gotten to the various rounds as the competitors are whittled down to the winners. Which brings us back to – why not come over and watch Australian Open tennis matches live stream with me?”
“How long do these tournaments take anyway? I mean, that is a lot of players to go through.”
“Well, since the 2011 Australian Open is scheduled to be played from the 17th through to the 30th of January, 2011, the answer is, that many days. Which, while it is a simply spiffy answer, is not the answer to the question of whether you will watch Australian Open tennis matches live stream with me.”
“No. it doesn’t, does it? But listen, I’ve got to ask you something. And don’t take this the wrong way, please, but, why do you have that mildly peculiar way of phrasing your invitation?”
“Mildly peculiar?”
“Yes. I mean most folks would just ask if I wanted to watch the Australian open with them and leave it at that. They wouldn’t go the trouble of including the number and the medium in their query. You do. How come?”
“You mean rather than my ‘watch Australian Open tennis matches live stream at WatchTennisOnline.net’, it would be more like ‘hey, wanna catch some tennis conmigo’ sort of thing. All cool, and hip, and casual, like?”
“Yes, something like that.”
“There is an answer to that question. Although, I am not at all sure that is either the time or the forum in which to give it. Will it suffice for me to say that I thought by asking you to watch Australian Open tennis matches live stream with me, I was packing into one sentence all the information you would need to make an, er, informed decision.”
“Could you break that down for me?”
“Okay. Watch – spectate; Australian open – first of the four Grand Slam events and therefore of high importance among the elite of professional tennis; tennis matches – multiple exposures and therefore an indication that this is not a one shot deal; live stream – internet as the medium and therefore the implication that we will have privacy in our spectating since most internet participation is done in the home, in this case, my home. See? Watch Australian Open tennis matches live stream with me.”
“You know that is cool.”
“Does that mean that you will watch Australian Open tennis matches live stream at WatchTennisOnline.net with me?”
“Yes.”
“Good. Now I can register us with the site and thus get access to watch upcoming Tennis Matches Online.”
“Oh John.”
“Oh Marsha.”



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